If it goes above 18, you're dumb.

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.

[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks.

[X] You have ran into a tree.

[X] It is possible to lick your elbow.

[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. (just found out recently actually)

[ ] You just tried to sing them.

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[X] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

[X] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice.

[X] You just looked at it.

[X] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.

[ ] People have called you slow.

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

[X] You've fallen asleep in class.

[X] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

[X] People shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[X] You have eaten a bug.

[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket.

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.

[X] You break a lot of things.

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[X] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

[X] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

[ ] You think getting less than 18 points in this test is actually gonna stop you from being stupid.

( [ ] It took you forever to count up the total )
( [ ] You accidentally marked things wrong because you didn't read them right at first... )



I got 26. I'm a complete ditz.

Stol'd from

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